Greek Government Will Issue "all Necessary Docs" To Syrian Refugees

[admin 31]

If the Greek government pulls this off they'll be getting over 80% of the vote in the next election.

Make the illegal immigrants and refugees issue a true European issue. Why would Greece (and Italy I guess) be the only ones who have to deal with this? Let the whole of EU feel the pain.

 

 

Greek govt revises statement: Will issue ‘all necessary docs’ to Syrian refugees
The unprecedented first announcement came after a top Cabinet meeting to focus on a resurging problem with illegal immigration targeting the EU’s southeast corner.

 

Government spokesman Gavriil Sakellaridis on Tuesday afternoon first announced that the leftist Greek government intended to issue “travel documents” to Syrian refugees that have requested asylum in Greece, in the wake of a massive influx of irregular migrants over the last three months onto several Greek islands.

 

Less than two hours later, the government took back the statement and said instead that “all necessary documents” will be issued, rather than the earlier “travel documents”. The unprecedented initial announcement came after a top Cabinet meeting convened to examine the resurging problem with illegal immigration targeting the EU’s southeast corner.

 

Increasing boatloads of Middle Eastern, North African and Sub-Saharan natives that have reached the Greek islands generated a firestorm of criticism by opposition parties in Greece and concern within local communities. In one instance before Orthodox Easter, some 100 migrants, most from sub-Saharan Africa, swam ashore the island of Gavdos, south of Crete, where residents total no more than 60. The entire group, including some 40 unaccompanied minors, was later transported by ferry boat to the Greater Athens area.

 

In echoing same-day comments by controversial Alternate Minister for Migration Tasia Christodoulopoulou, who spoke on a handful of live television broadcast on the issue, Sakellaridis said the undocumented migrants will be transported to mainland Greece and housed in “reception centres”. He added that the third country nationals will then be divided into “migrants” and “refugees”.

 

He did not field questions by a scrum of mostly local reporters gathered outside the Maximos Mansion government house. One question is whether European countries, within and outside the Schengen Pact, will accept the third country nationals with the travel documents that the SYRIZA government intends to provide them.

 

Another question is how the government and its services will differentiate between a person actually fleeing a bonafide war zone – mostly via Turkey – such as Aleppo, and a person that wants to emigrate from Cairo or Algiers and find relatives in Birmingham or Brussels. Most of the migrants – regardless of whether they hail from war-torn regions – are ferried onto Greek (or Italian) territory from neighboring Turkey and the North African coast by migrant smugglers.

 

Past “methods of operation” in seaborne people-smuggling operations include the very dangerous practice of sinking an inflatable craft carrying migrants so that European coast guard patrols, fishing vessels and merchant ships rescue them. Another practice is to destroy all personal documents and IDs in order to proclaim oneself a refugee fleeing a conflict zone.

 

http://en.protothema.gr/greek-govt-says-it-will-issue-travel-docs-to-syrian-refugees/

 

[Guest PatrickT]

Guess thats the realisation of Syrizas plan to smuggle ISIS Terrorists into the EU as the greek defense minister already announced. 

 

Its senseless anyways as our interior minister already stated, we simply declare the greek papers null and void. In effect that means the greek papers are put on the blacklist and ignored and greece leaves virtually the Schengen area.

 

The EU law allows that a single member state is excluded from the Schengen area when this nation does not fullfill the requirement.

 

So its obvious that the boarder to greece will be closed and passport controls are reintroduced for all people who leave greece towards the EU.

 

That step was already debated between Chancellor Merkel, PM Cameron, PM Renzi and France President Hollande. 

 

Beside that its only empty words because greece does not have any institutions to print those "papers". Greece virtually has no office at all that cares for such things. 

 

So as usual a nonissue

 

http://www.spiegel.de/politik/ausland/griechenland-politiker-wollen-fluechtlinge-nach-deutschland-schicken-a-1022548.html

[Επισκέπτης]

I guess Tsipras and his merry men didn't bother to read the Doublin II treaty which Greece signed. They can issue papers to the Syrians but that wont prevent other EU countries from returning them to the country of first entry. Which of course is Greece. And as you say, if the Greeks overplay their hand there is nothing to prevent other EU members from declaring all Greek travelling documents null and void. The UK has been considering to do just that for some time now.

[admin 31]

I think it's the Schengen treaty ajax. 

Seems, based on their actions, that they're headed for going back to the drachma. I should hold off for a few weeks before I book my flights to Greece. I may end up paying less if Tsipras and his boys continue on this road.

[Guest PatrickT]

Its sad to see how a bunch of clowns ruins a country within weeks and how primitive they are. What we witness here is the total downfall of a nation. :/

[Επισκέπτης]

I think it's the Schengen treaty ajax. 

Seems, based on their actions, that they're headed for going back to the drachma. I should hold off for a few weeks before I book my flights to Greece. I may end up paying less if Tsipras and his boys continue on this road.

 

Dublin II was drafted with the specific purpose of preventing "Orbiting Asylum Seekers". Thats why Frontex is in Greece. To ensure that the biometric records of illegals make it into the EU wide database, something Greek authorities failed to do. Once an asylum seeker who's biometrics are on record is captured anywhere within the Shengen space he is send back to the country he was first biometricaly ID'd according to Dublin II.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dublin_Regulation

 

As far as heading back to the Drachma. You are right. We can look forward to cheap vacations back in Greece. At least for as long as there still is a Greece that we could still recognizable as such. But I'm afraid that's not gonna be the case for much longer.

[Επισκέπτης]

Its sad to see how a bunch of clowns ruins a country within weeks and how primitive they are. What we witness here is the total downfall of a nation. :/

 Well,

 

the verdict is in: We did fail as a Nation.

But this is only the final act of the soap opera.

 

The Novo Graecian chimera was a monstrosity never able to survive on its own. It is an Ottoman-Orthodox Millet pretending to be a European Nation. A cultural wasteland that is Greek by name only. I still have people there I value but deep inside I hate the place. Can't stand the congnitive dissonance it induces.

[Guest eyoismos]

If the Greek government pulls this off they'll be getting over 80% of the vote in the next election.

Make the illegal immigrants and refugees issue a true European issue. Why would Greece (and Italy I guess) be the only ones who have to deal with this? Let the whole of EU feel the pain.

 

 

apart from the dabatable fact that IF, and i cant emphasise IF enough, the intention of the current greek government (if not the previous ons) intend to use the "invading hordes" as weapons, and i have said this before multiple times, it only makes them burst arseholes , when they threaten, or announce or any other type of idiotic bravadery . i am no strategist, but even i recognize that the best way to use this aleged weapon is to say nothing at all, and just hit with all its potential might ...and even to go as far as the insane extreme, of taking them ALL to the borders and point them in the right direction .THEN the eu would wake up, and i mean seriously wake up to , as you put it, a european problem and not a greek one. OR ... to take an analogy from history, there is no longer a semi-powerful byzantium to protect europe for further centuries from the invasion...and invasion it is, no matter which pussy-footing politically correct description one might choose to use and apply

 

having said that..... i can quite easily point out many a thing about the problematic and extremely biased regulation that these whole "dublin 1, 2 & 3" agreements are, and have been pit in place to protect a certain part of europe, and not the WHOLE of europe

 

but i ill suffice to just point out , from ajax's link, for example

 

The Dublin system also increases pressures on the external border regions of the EU, where the majority of asylum seekers enter EU and where states are often least able to offer asylum seekers support and protection

 

this puts excessive pressure on border areas, where states are often least able to offer asylum seekers support and protection

 

The regulation is also criticized by the Council of Europe Commissioner for Human Rights as undermining refugee rights

case and point when the said european court judged both belgium and greece violated human rights, in 2011

 

then there is the case of frontex ... and who funds them. my understanding is that the border countries are forced to take the bulk of the costs and responsibility for "protecting euope". not to mention that , for greece for example, has to take loans to fulfill those requirements. all this can only be viewed as grossly unfair .... and the eu in its wisdom continues to selectively use horse blinkers on this issue

 

but ok ... one can debate from now to kingdom come about EVEN distribution, ...which we all very well know ...europe doesnt seemingly give a flying fuck

 

HOWEVER ....

 

and THIS is something that the rest of europe is completely blind to this, or so chooses,and what greece has to deal with, continuously, while europe refuses to understand and tak into account, like so many other problematic areas, or whatever one chooses to call them

Frontex later took photographs of the Turkish Coast Guard escorting illegal immigrants towards Greek waters and the photos accompanied by written evidence were submitted to EU authorities.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frontex

[Guest eyoismos]

the above, by the way, rant by some, is specific to the european problem of illegals

 

i honestly hope that nobody is stupid enough to confuse the tree with the shall we call it rest of the forest of all the problems that exist within and amongst the eu and its members

[Guest eyoismos]

 Well,

 

the verdict is in: We did fail as a Nation.

But this is only the final act of the soap opera.

 

The Novo Graecian chimera was a monstrosity never able to survive on its own. It is an Ottoman-Orthodox Millet pretending to be a European Nation. A cultural wasteland that is Greek by name only. I still have people there I value but deep inside I hate the place. Can't stand the congnitive dissonance it induces.

 

i do not deny that partially you might be correct, but only partially

 

but that word "hate" just begs the question, which i have often implied about, WHY?

 

 i mean sure, most of the greek dispora have had to deal with the moronic "pejorative accusation" of the lower classes, and i dont mean economically either, and their mentality associated with them, ...you know .... amerikanakia, afstralezakia, afrikanakia, .... germanotsoliades .... going all the way back to ...tourkosporoi  ...and god knows how many others.

 

and then there is the other end of the spectrum, ie. most of the same have had to deal with the fucking morons of the civil service and their even more moronic stupendous bureaucracy and red tape ...... from simply getting a piece of paper (my typical example ...... i had to reach the courts, and fucking use of lawyers, because my birth , when registered in greece, the greek paperwork in english, by the local consulate no less,  said, lusaka, southern africa - we are talking late '50's here -  and the arseholes back home translated it to south africa and a whole legal issue arose of lusaka is not in south africa...thus illegal/inaccurate/outright lie document ...and it had to be resolved in fucking court ---- stupid fucking arseholes !!!!!)

 

all the way to trying to establish a business , even a small one, ( eg ...again taking in me and my family and building "accomodation for rent... or others for example from here selling everything and opening a small shop ....jus to be home ...only to be eventually ,at least most, royally screwed over) or to even do some serious investment back home - who can ever forget about the greek-canadian businessman who wanted to invest in a whole fleet of sea planes to service the ionian islands for starters, cargo and passengers ..... and in the end ...not surprisingly, knowing how thick and brain dead our brethren back home are or can be,  and how they behave ... the poor guy eventually said ....FUCK THAT!!!! and pulled out

 

and yet, generally and by vast majority, judging by so many i talk to all over the world .... the word "Hate" never comes into it, well.... in the context of the actual country, as you have expressed. in fact most STILL want to have greece a part of them, who they are, and what they desire greece to be ... by many characterized as ....well..... "how stupid can you be?" , or variations thereof, is something that has been expressed often enough - so maybe that kind of stupidity must be in our genes

 

so .... though i understand the many facets of negative sentiment for our homeland, from the sublime to the ridiculous to the extreme, and more often than not, i reckon fully justified,..... i am really curious , and very sad to be honest, as to what would have led you to feel such animosity of such proportions

[Επισκέπτης]

Ο αντίλογος μ’ ανάθρεψε, με πότισε το μίσος.

 

Κωστής Παλαμάς

[Guest eyoismos]

Ο αντίλογος μ’ ανάθρεψε, με πότισε το μίσος.

 

Κωστής Παλαμάς

how ironic is it that you would quote our national poet, whose funeral during WW2 ended up being a massive protest against the occupiers, who in turn where totally gobsmacked with this reaction. .....our national poet, who embraced the idea that ancient, byzantine and modern greece was natural and interlocking and belonged together. .....our national poet who often criticized some say harshly, the prevailing mentality of the kotsampasides elite. .... our national poet who was nominated more than a dozen times for the nobel prize and never got ....our national poet who never not once denied his "greekness", warts and all

[Dino 1]

Tsipras and his party have completely failed on foreign policy, they are still behaving like a small opposition party, only that their opposition is to the EU governing bodies and members. Simply put they are incompetent, I was worried of them being PASOK of the 80s, I realized they are left of that eras PASOK, but hoped they would move closer to the center. Well they are worse, forget their political views for a second, it is their behavior that has been completely incompetent, their Statements sound like something my young teenager daughter would say. They have now openly in-front of  the public press blackmailed others.

[Guest eyoismos]

yup. absolutely ....syriza ... the teenager of politics

 

which reminds me .... flashack if you will, when i threatened my son, once, in those days .... of taking him out of school and throw him into real life, forcing him to get a job....while he still knew everything ...and maybe when he hits 21, when miraculously he forget everything, maybe then he could start learning again - "today" he admits to his grandfather that his old man was right, and regrets many a thing ...naturally he doesnt dare admit it to his old man .... must be the god damned pride that he has been "blessed with"

[Επισκέπτης]

how ironic is it that you would quote our national poet, whose funeral during WW2 ended up being a massive protest against the occupiers, who in turn where totally gobsmacked with this reaction. .....our national poet, who embraced the idea that ancient, byzantine and modern greece was natural and interlocking and belonged together. .....our national poet who often criticized some say harshly, the prevailing mentality of the kotsampasides elite. .... our national poet who was nominated more than a dozen times for the nobel prize and never got ....our national poet who never not once denied his "greekness", warts and all

What's ironic is that you call him OUR national poet. Do you even understand what the quote means?

Do you even know whose language you speak?

 

Let me tell you that it is not the language of Palamas. The Novo-Graecian Homophone you use carries none of the meaning of the Hellenic language he so eloquently employs.

[admin 31]

As much as I sometimes too want to hate Greece and the Novo Graecians (neoellines) I simply can't. Firstly because every time I go back I fall in love with the land all over again. Secondly, because even though I do hate many novo Graecians I also passionately love many others.

 

You're right in the part that we're wannabe Europeans. We're not Europeans, as we're not middle Easterns either. We're this unique blend which makes us so different that everyone loves to hate us and hates to love us.

Most of all, we're the lucky bastards who call that wonderful land home. 

[Guest PatrickT]

As much as I sometimes too want to hate Greece and the Novo Graecians (neoellines) I simply can't. Firstly because every time I go back I fall in love with the land all over again. Secondly, because even though I do hate many novo Graecians I also passionately love many others.

 

You're right in the part that we're wannabe Europeans. We're not Europeans, as we're not middle Easterns either. We're this unique blend which makes us so different that everyone loves to hate us and hates to love us.

Most of all, we're the lucky bastards who call that wonderful land home.

 

that counts dor evry nation on earth.

 

You must realize one thing, nobody hates greece in europe. Why should we? There is no reason. I understand greece goes through hard times right now but thats a transform process to make it a better country.

[Επισκέπτης]

As much as I sometimes too want to hate Greece and the Novo Graecians (neoellines) I simply can't. Firstly because every time I go back I fall in love with the land all over again. Secondly, because even though I do hate many novo Graecians I also passionately love many others.

 

You're right in the part that we're wannabe Europeans. We're not Europeans, as we're not middle Easterns either. We're this unique blend which makes us so different that everyone loves to hate us and hates to love us.

Most of all, we're the lucky bastards who call that wonderful land home.

I am conflicted about it but I can't help it.

[Guest eyoismos]

i find it amusing that one can easily accept that leonidas is one of our own, but just cant get to grip with the reality that  ephialtis is also one of our own

 

i find it equally amusing when one encounters talk about nouveau-hellenes while conveniently forgetting that they too are part and parcel of the same very group they lift their noses at

 

which begs the next question  ...what is a nouveau-hellene?

[Επισκέπτης]

i find it amusing that one can easily accept that leonidas is one of our own, but just cant get to grip with the reality that  ephialtis is also one of our own

 

i find it equally amusing when one encounters talk about nouveau-hellenes while conveniently forgetting that they too are part and parcel of the same very group they lift their noses at

 

which begs the next question  ...what is a nouveau-hellene?

A Novo-Graecian is someone who doesn't realize that Leonidas didn't die for the Virgin Mary. And insists calling him "One of Our Own".

[Guest eyoismos]

TERRIBLE definition of a nouveau-hellene

 

but now even more amusing the amateur and feeble attempt at provoking

 

this old dog has been around the block way too many times to fall with that kind of bait

[Επισκέπτης]

You enjoy hypotheticals right?

 

Here is a hypothetical for you:

 

Suppose Leonidas and his gang would fall into a "Time Portal" and materialize in today's Laconia.

Sure. They would recognize the land as their own. Taygetos hasn't change much since the old days after all and Eurotas flows still.

 

But do you think they would recognize the people who live there now as their kin? What do the descendants of Arvanite who live in Laconia now have in common with the Dorics of ancient Sparta? Or would the Spartans recognize the dwelers of the Gypsy camps that dot Laconia as their own? Is there any chance they could ever mistake the Panagia for Pallas Athene and Stick Corpse Man for Zeus.

 

If anything, they would find their land occupied by Barbarians they wouldn't allow to remain even as Helots. They would put each and everyone of us Novo-Graecians to the sword and yet here you are claiming Leonidas as one of our own.

[Guest eyoismos]

σου αρέσουν λοιπόν τα έργα και βιβλία επιστημονικής φαντασίας λοιπόν ....

 

αν είναι έτσι ...γιατί σταματάς εκεί .... ξέχασε το ότι οταν θα μιλούσε ο λεονίδας δεν καταλαβαίνανε χριστό τι έλεγε, ή ότι οταν του απαντούσαν οι σύγχρονοι θα του ήταν όλα κινέζικα ... είπαμε ... ξέχασε αυτό ....

 

 

Το γεύμα το μαγείρευαν οι Είλωτες. Έφτιαχναν φρικτά φαγητά. Το πιο διάσημο σπαρτιάτικο φαγητό ήταν ο μέλας ζωμός (μαύρη σούπα). Ήταν χοιρινό που κολυμπούσε μέσα σε μπόλικο αίμα! Όσοι επισκέπτονταν τη Σπάρτη έφριτταν με τη σπαρτιάτικη δίαιτα, όπως μαρτυρά ένα διάσημο κείμενο, που καταγράφεται από κάποιον επισκέπτη από τον Βορρά. Αυτός, αφού δοκίμασε τον μέλανα ζωμό, είπε ότι τώρα κατάλαβε γιατί οι Σπαρτιάτες ήταν τόσο πρόθυμοι να πεθάνουν. Η σούπα δεν ήταν μόνο απαίσια, αλλά και λίγη. Συχνά, τα παιδιά δεν τα τάιζαν αρκετά, ώστε να πεινάνε συνέχεια. Και τα μαθαίνουν ότι, αν ήθελαν να έχουν αρκετό φαγητό, θα έπρεπε να το κλέψουν. Αυτό γινόταν, εν μέρει, για να τους κρατά σε εγρήγορση, αλλά εν μέρει, για να εκπαιδεύονται στην ικανότητα επιβίωσης. Όλα συνέβαλαν στο να φτιάξεις έναν Σπαρτιάτη που θα μπορούσε να πολεμήσει και να επιβιώσει εκτός Σπάρτης, σε μια ξένη χώρα.

Όποιο παιδί το συλλάμβαναν να κλέβει, το τιμωρούσαν. Ενώ ταυτόχρονα, όποιο παιδί δεν έκλεβε, το θεωρούσαν «λαπά». Αν ήταν καλός κλέφτης και δεν το έπιαναν, τότε ευημερούσε

 

 

βρε γαμώτο ! κατι μου θυμίζει αυτό !!! δεν ξέρω τι , αλλά κατι μου θυμίζει ; βρε παιδια .... στο ορκιζομαι, κατι που θυμίζει. .... ειδικα εκείνο για "να επιβιώσει εκτός Σπάρτης, σε μια ξένη χώρα" και σκέπτομαι τον εφιάλτη και τη αγαπη του για περσικό χρυσό

 

δεν ξέρω .... μπορεί να κάνω και λάθος αλλά μπας και ο ωνάσης ήταν σπαρτιάτης ;

 

 

(δεν μπορει να πει κανείς ... η φαντασία μου είνα ασύλληπτη και άπιαστη)

[Guest eyoismos]

παντως η Φρικηπαίδεια κάνει κάποια προσπάθεια ορισμού πολύ πιό πετυχημένη, αν και όπως επισημαίνει εξαρχης "την ελεύθερη παρωδία, όπου δεν γράφουμε τίποτα σοβαρό."
 

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Ο Νεοέλληνας είναι αγχωμένος. Το ότι θα τον βρείτε να πίνει καφέ πάντα, είναι μέρος της θεραπείας κατά του άγχους.
Ο "Νεοέλληνας" κατάφερε και έγινε τραγούδι του Τζίμμη Πανούση.
Ο Νεοέλληνας δεν είναι ποτέ φλώρος. Οι άλλοι είναι υπερ-αναίσθητοι!
Ο Νεοέλληνας θεωρεί πως στη Νέα Ελλάδα υπάρχει όντως δημοκρατία.
Ο Νεοέλληνας νομίζει πως μπορεί να ρίξει όποια θέλει. Και ΠΑΝΤΑ δεν καταφέρνει ποτέ καμία.
Ο Νεοέλληνας έχει υψηλούς στόχους προς κατάκτηση. Η Θέση στο δημόσιο με κονέ του μπαμπά είναι ο ανωτέρων όλων.
Ο Νεοέλληνας όταν πάει στρατό, τον αγαπάνε όλοι οι συνάδελφοι - φαντάροι.
Ο Νεοέλληνας κάνει πάντα ένα σωστό βήμα κάθε φορά. Απλά, το κάνει προς τη λάθος κατεύθυνση.
Οι Νεοέλληνες, όταν οδηγάνε χαιρετιούνται μεταξύ τους (Κορνάρουν, παίζουν τα φώτα τους στην εθνική οδό) και γενικά κάνουν το παν για να αποδείξουν ΠΟΣΟΙ ΠΟΛΛΟΙ ΜΑΛΑΚΕΣ ΚΥΚΛΟΦΟΡΟΥΝ!
Οι Νεοέλληνες το βράδυ της Ανάστασης πηγαίνουν Εκκλησία, βλέπουν τα πυροτεχνήματα και μετά πάνε στο club και ακούν "Dance with the devil".
Οι Νεοέλληνες λατρεύουν να πάνε γυμναστήριο. Θεωρούν πως κάνει καλό στην υγεία, άσχετα αν βλάπτει τον ηδη διαλυμένο και κοιμισμένο εγκέφαλό τους.
Οι Νεοέλληνες έχουν σαν 2ο επίθετο το "ΜΑΛΑΚΑΣ".
Ο Νεοέλληνας είναι ωραίος Μάγκας. Αλλά φοβάται πάντα να πλησιάσει μια γυναίκα.
Ο Νεοέλληνας δεν κάνει ΠΟΤΕ αναπάντητες με απόκρυψη!
Ο Νεοέλληνας δεν έχει κολλητούς. Θεωρεί πως όλοι τον ζηλεύουν.
Ο Νεοέλληνας δεν πάει ποτέ σε δεξιώσεις για το τζάμπα φαγητό.
Ο Νεοέλληνας δεν έχει ποτέ ελεύθερο χρόνο διότι τον ψάχνουν όλοι και αναζητούν την υπέροχη παρέα του. Γι αυτό παραπονιέται συχνά.
Ο Νεοέλληνας ανάβει τους προβολείς ομίχλης στο αμάξι του όταν ΔΕΝ έχει ομίχλη για να τον βλέπουν οι γκόμενες πιο εύκολα.
Ο Νεοέλληνας ανάφέρεται στον Περιοδικό πίνακα των χημικών στοιχείων ως στοιχείο Ne.
Ο Νεοέλληνας μισεί τα δάση. Το μόνο είδος δέντρου που φυτεύει είναι Φλαμουριές.

Φρασεολογία [επεξεργασία]

Δίνεται η φρασεολογία του Νεοέλληνα και δίπλα η ακριβής μετάφραση!

"Άντε ρε μαλάκα" - "Αργείς ρε φίλε και βαριέμαι"
"Δες έναν Πούστη" - "Δες έναν που βγάζει περισσότερες γκόμενες από μένα"
"Την έφτυσα τη γκόμενα" - "Με έφτυσε η γκόμενα πάλι αλλά δε το λέω γιατί θα με δουλεύετε"
"Χέσε μας ρε μάνα" - "Αμάν ρε μανούλα μου, μην τσατίζεσαι που δεν ξέρω στην ηλικία των 24 να στρώνω ένα κρεβάτι"
"Πωπω τι μουνί είσαι εσύ, κορμάρα μου" - "Θέλω να το παίξω τυπάς στους φίλους μου"
"Καλά ε, είμαι και ο πρώτος" - "Καλά ε, είμαι πολύ μαλάκας! Γεννημένος για τον τίτλο"
"Δε γαμιέσαι ρε παππούλη..." - "Ξέρεις ποιος είμαι εγώ ρε χούφταλο;"
"Μωρό μου σ'αγαπάω..." - "Μωρό μου έχουμε να το κάνουμε τόσο καιρό..." ή "Βαρέθηκα τις τσόντες"