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eyo:

 

was he the better choice of the two,, probably ... for america that is

apparently elections aren't about who's better anymore. Its down to personal preference. You pick whichever disaster you consider slightly less intolerable. Or just say screw it and stay home.

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TRUMP'S FIRST DAY AT THE OVAL OFFICE


 


First briefing by the CIA, Pentagon and FBI :


 


Trump : We must destroy ISIS immediately.


 


CIA : We cannot do that, sir. We created them along with Turkey, Saudi, Qatar and others.


 


Trump : The Democrats created them.


 


CIA : We created ISIS, sir. You need them or else you would lose funding from the natural gas lobby.


 


Trump : Stop funding Pakistan; let India deal with them.


 


CIA : We can't do that. It is Modi in India and not Manmohan.


 


Trump : So what ?


 


CIA : Modi will cut Baluchistan out of Pak.


 


Trump : I don't care.


 


CIA : India will have peace in Kashmir. They will stop buying our weapons. They will become a superpower. We have to fund Pakistan to keep India busy in Kashmir.


 


Trump : But you have to destroy the Taliban.


 


CIA : Sir, we can't do that. We created the Taliban to keep Russia in check during the 80s. Now they are keeping Pakistan busy and away from their nukes.


 


Trump : We have to destroy terror sponsoring regimes in the Middle East. Let us start with the Saudis.


 


Pentagon : Sir, we can't do that. We created those regimes because we wanted their oil. We can't have democracy there, otherwise their people will get that oil and we cannot let their people own it.


 


Trump : Then, let us invade Iran.


 


Pentagon : We cannot do that either, sir.


 


Trump : Why not ?


 


CIA : We are talking to them, sir.


 


Trump : What ? Why ?


 


CIA : We want our stealth drone back. If we attack them, Russia will obliterate us as they did to our buddy ISIS in Syria. Besides we need Iran to keep Israel in check.


 


Trump : Then let us invade Iraq again.


 


CIA : Sir, our friends (ISIS) are already occupying 1/3rd of Iraq.


 


Trump : Why not the whole of Iraq ?


 


CIA : We need the Shi'ite government of Iraq to keep ISIS in check.


 


Trump : I am banning Muslims from entering US.


 


FBI : We can't do that.


 


Trump : Why not ?


 


FBI : Then our own population will become fearless.


 


Trump : I am deporting all illegal immigrants to south of the border.


 


Border patrol : You can't do that, sir.


 


Trump : Why not ?


 


Border patrol : If they're gone, who will build the wall ?


 


Trump : I am banning H1Bs.


 


USCIS : You cannot do that.


 


Trump : Why ?


 


Chief of staff : If you do so we'll have to outsource White House operations to Bangalore, which is in India.


 


Trump : What the hell should I do ? ? ?


 


CIA : Enjoy the White House, sir ! We will take care of the rest ! ! !


 


God bless America !












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